Humor bumper sticker

November 21st, 2008

Humor bumper sticker

Watch Out for the Idiot Behind Me: The Ultimate Bumper Sticker Book
Watch Out for the Idiot Behind Me: The Ultimate Bumper Sticker Book
Stick it to ‘em! There’s so much in this world to aggravate us, and this book of bumper stickers—one per page, to peel off—is the perfect way to talk back. Put them on cars, desks, lockers, dorm rooms, anywhere there’s a surface: with plenty of memorably nasty (and funny!) sayings to choose from, you’re sure to find just the right insult to express both road and off-road rage. The topics range from rotten driving to sex, with such lines as: That’s not a haircut, it’s a cry for help and Stupidity is not a crime; you are free to go. Best of all, it’s an incredible value, with 96 stickers at only $14.95!


Paperback:  96 pages
Company: Cider Mill Press  (2007-09-01)
ISBN: 1933662638
List Price: $14.95
Amazon Price: $6.94
Used Price: $1.99
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Year's Best Bumper Stickers 2009 Daily Boxed Calendar (Calendar)
Year's Best Bumper Stickers 2009 Daily Boxed Calendar (Calendar) From witty to sarcastic, thought provoking to silly, this daily calendar is certain to entertain.

Author: Sellers Publishing Inc
Calendar:  365 pages
Company: Sellers Publishing Inc  (2008-08-01)
ISBN: 1416281916
List Price: $12.99
Amazon Price: $8.40
Used Price: $8.70
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The Ultimate Bumper Sticker Book: 96 Stickers for Lockers, Notebooks, & More!
The Ultimate Bumper Sticker Book: 96 Stickers for Lockers, Notebooks, & More!
Kids love witty, playful, and smart-mouthed put-downs as much as adults do—so following on the heels of our very successful Watch Out For the Idiot Behind Me! comes a screamingly funny new collection of 96 bumper stickers for the younger generation. It gets at the heart of everything that aggravates teens and tweens, from parents and teachers to cheerleaders and jocks.
All they have to do is put these hilarious bumper stickers on their books, lockers, bedroom doors, anywhere there’s a surface to decorate. With plenty of memorably nasty (and side-splitting!) sayings to choose from, they’re sure to find just the right sticker to express both their exasperation and their sense of humor. It’s the perfect way to talk back! (And if a teen’s mood changes, as it’s apt to do, these are all removeable.)


Paperback:  96 pages
Company: Cider Mill Press  (2008-10-07)
ISBN: 1604330163
List Price: $14.95
Amazon Price: $7.57
Used Price: $7.57
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Fridgedoor Go Bama! Obama Car Magnet
Fridgedoor Go Bama! Obama Car Magnet Calling all hockey moms for Obama. Display your loyalty with this Go Bama! Obama car magnet from Fridgedoor. This magnet is designed for interior and exterior use. It works just as well on the car as on a fridge, cubicle or file cabinet. Measures approximately 4.2" x 4.3.

:  Calling all hockey moms for Obama. Display your loyalty with this Go Bama! Obama car magnet., It works just as well on the car as on a fridge, cubicle or file cabinet., Measures approximately 4.2" x 4.3., This magnet is designed for interior and exterior use., Full magnetic back.
Company: Fridgedoor 
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Amazon Price: $3.95
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Happy Bunny - I Just Realized I Dont Care - Sticker / Decal
Happy Bunny - I Just Realized I Dont Care - Sticker / Decal Officially Licensed Sticker. Decal measures approximately 6" x 2.5".

:  Official licensed sticker., Sticker Measure approximately 6" x 2.5", Great for Cars, Skateboards, Binders, Guitars, Windows, ETC, Sticker is Vinyl and can withstand outdoor weather., We combine shipping. Please check out our other items.
Company: Hot Properties 
List Price: $3.49
Amazon Price: $2.95
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Tipoff: Don't lose sleep over this survey - Cleveland Plain Dealer
The latest survey picking on Cleveland ranks the city as the second most sleep-deprived in America - with a grade of "F." Yawn. Men's Health Magazine said it looked at a number of statistics and surveys, including how much we snore, how many sleeping ... (more...)

Police arrest self-professed skinhead in assault - Record Searchlight
A self-professed skinhead gang member was arrested this weekend, accused of possessing an illegal assault rifle and threatening to kill two people, police said. Kane Kazz Cooper Harrison, 21, of Redding has for months been tracked by the Redding ... (more...)

Obama Turns To YouTube For Weekly Broadcast - Wired
As predicted , President-elect Obama will use YouTube in addition to radio to deliver his weekly address to the nation. This will be the first time that a President-elect will use online video to deliver his weekly message. "President-elect Obama ... (more...)

CapeCodToday Blog Chowder - Cape Cod Today
"If others were involved with the accused, let them charge them and join him in prison whatever the cost." It's very obvious others were involved. They found three sets of DNA under her fingernails, and DNA on her shoe that matched no one they tested ... (more...)

Are bumper stickers out of gas? - New York Daily News
Henry Ford called his 1908 Model T "the universal car." It was wildly popular, but it had one fault, at least for opinionated car-buyers of the early 20th century. It had no bumpers, which meant there was nowhere for proud car owners to inform other ... (more...)

Bumper Humor - Bumper Stickers
Sells "don't blame me" bumper stickers. (more...)

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Humor bumper stickers and funny T-shirts shop, buy anti-Bush t-shirts, sexual and adult humor teeshirts, humor t-shirts, buddhist t-shirts, and funny bumper stickers. Funny shirts ... (more...)

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Humor   - Buy Funny Bumper Sticker Magnets and Funny Stickers in our humor section. Our Funny magnets, decals and stickers allow you to tell the world who you are and what you ... (more...)

Humor Bumper Stickers 50 Pack from CafePress
Shop for unique humor designs on Bumper Stickers (50 Pack). Find custom designs including funny humor Bumper Stickers (50 Pack), or funny, t-shirt, tees, & more! (more...)

Resolved Question: Why do people seem to like others who have that immature, sarcastic humor and when do they outgrow it?
I'm a sophmore in college(20 yrs old) and I have found that my peers esp my age and the freshmen are only slightly more mature then hs students. They still seem to have a "silly" sense of humor and laugh at stupid ****. I also see the bumper stickers they send on facebook for example a pic of the pillsburry dough boy that says "touch my tummy one more time". This seems utterly childish and lame to me, yet these people seem to have SO many friends with that immature sense of humor. When will people finally outgrow this and become more mature? (more...)

Resolved Question: Why do people seem to like others who have that immature, sarcastic humor and when do they outgrow it?
I'm a sophmore in college(20 yrs old) and I have found that my peers esp my age and the freshmen are only slightly more mature then hs students. They still seem to have a "silly" sense of humor and laugh at stupid shit. I also see the bumper stickers they send on facebook for example a pic of the pillsburry dough boy that says "touch my tummy one more time". This seems utterly childish and lame to me, yet these people seem to have SO many friends with that immature sense of humor. When will people finally outgrow this and become more mature? lol this was effective. it seems too be pretty overt who's answered judging by the responses (more...)

Resolved Question: Do you agree or disagree with this grading of the 1st presidential debate?
Grading The First Presidential Debate John McCain Substance: His arguments were hard to follow at the beginning and he found his voice as the debate progressed, although he never seemed fully in control of his message. He had plenty to say about the economy, Iraq, Afghanistan and Russia and often bogged down his own answers when trying to unfurl quips and soundbites. Stuck with bumper sticker slogans on the economy and while he got a bit more detailed on foreign policy, he stayed at his usual level of abstraction. If he truly knows more about the world than Obama, he didn't show it in this debate. Grade: B- Style: Cluttered, jumpy and often muddled. Frequent coughing early on helped neither his arguments nor his image. Jokes about being deaf and anecdotes about Normandy and George Shultz seemed ill-advised - even his pen was old. His presentation was further hindered by his wandering discussion of the differing heights of North and South Koreans and his angry assertion about how well he knows Henry Kissinger. Fell into the classic politician's trap of inserting familiar stump speech applause lines into debate responses - which only works if done with enthusiasm and clarity (and if received by applause - a big No-No in Lehrer's auditorium, which the audience obeyed seriously and silently). Keenly aware of the grand, grave occasion, McCain wavered between respectful and domineering and ended up awkward and edgy. Grade: C- Offense: Emphasized his bread and butter issues of taxes and spending and hit Obama on his failure to visit Iraq and his expressed willingness to meet with dictators. But while mocking his opponent on a few occasions, which reflected his acute disrespect for Obama, he did so in an insufficiently sharp and detailed manner - and unevenly worked elements of his rival's record into his attacks. Still he was utterly confident about his own experience, knowledge and policies, even when tripped by his own tongue and distracted by the strains of debate practice. The main problem: Obama's obvious preparation and sharp answers contradicted McCain's frequent claims that the Democrat was uninformed and "didn't understand" key issues. Grade: C+ Defense: He managed to ignore most of Obama's jibes and was eventually baited into giving an extended answer about his policy differences with President Bush, after his opponent repeatedly mentioned McCain's regular support of Bush's budgets. Was visibly riled when clashing with Obama over a variety of issues, including Iraq, sanctions and spending. He also chose to boast about Sarah Palin (although not by name) as his maverick partner, who, after her shaky week, may no longer be his ace in the hole. Grade: B- Overall: McCain was McCain - evocative, intense and at times emotional and also vague, elliptical and atonal. Failed to deliver his "country first versus Obama first" message cleanly, even when offered several opportunities. Surprisingly, did not talk much about "change," virtually ceding the dominant issue of the race. Overall grade: B- Barack Obama Substance: Quite manifestly immersed in the past, present and future details of policy and eager to express his views, which have been expanded, honed and solidified during the last 18 months of hard campaigning. Still, he did avoid the nitty-gritty details of policy positions in favor of broad principles and references to working Americans, thereby not presenting the kind of specifics that some voters are waiting to hear from him. Grade: B+ Style: Polished, confident, focused. Fully prepared and able to convey a real depth of knowledge on nearly every issue. He was unhurried and rarely lost his train of thought even when the debate wended and winded - and uttered far fewer of his trademark, distracting, "ums." At times, however, Obama revealed the level of his preparation by faltering over a rehearsed answer. He seemed to deliberately focus on the moderator and the home audience, with McCain as an afterthought - except when on the attack. Chose to avoid humor, for the most part, in favor of a stern demeanor and in the process, came off as cool as a cucumber. Grade: A Offense: Linking McCain to Bush in his very first answer, he kept it up as his primary line of attack. Forcefully hit McCain for his early support of the Iraq War. Though he never drew blood, he did keep McCain a bit off balance, often with clever references to McCain's recent statements. Grade: B Defense: Had a reasonable answer for every charge that came his way - with little anger, bluster or anxiety. Often interrupting McCain attacks with swift explanations and comebacks, he managed to spin accusations of being liberal as evidence of his relentless opposition to George Bush (in replies that were clearly planned). Offered a rather clumsy alternative to McCain's well-known, moving story of wearing the bracelet of a soldier lost in Iraq (a gift from the soldier's mother), with a story about a bracelet of hi Sorry, I didn't notice Y!A was limiting the amount of content in questions AGAIN. Here's the rest. with a story about a bracelet of his own. Fearless, without condescension, he attempted the gracious move of agreeing with or complimenting a McCain position, occasionally to his own detriment. Grade: A- Overall: Went for a solid, consistent performance to introduce himself to the country. He did not seem nervous, tentative or intimidated by the event and avoided mistakes from his weak debate performances during nomination season (a professorial tone and long winded answers). Standing comfortably on the stage with his rival, he showed he belonged - evocative of Reagan, circa 1980. He was so confident by the end that he reminded his biggest audience yet that his father was from Kenya. Two more performances like that and he will be very tough to beat on Election Day. Overall grade: A- http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/gradingthefirstpresidentialdebate (more...)

Resolved Question: When I saw this I had to chuckle, how about you?
I saw a bumper sticker today that said "Get Real, do you really think Jesus would own a gun and vote Republican?" I'm not totally sure I agree but it was pretty darn imaginative. Nice to see people still have a sense of humor this late in the election game. (more...)

Resolved Question: up for some obama humor?
so im gonna make a few people mad. i dont like obama. anyone know any good jokes about him? add them as your answers. Heres a few for your entertainment: Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama in '08 .' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health. Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common? A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon. Q. Why doesn?t Barack drink Pepsi? A. He thinks that things go better with coke. Q. Why wouldn?t Barack salute the American flag? A. It was ours. Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer? A: Barack Obama. Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama? A. Because he's running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes. Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama? A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do. Q. Why does Obama Messiah wear his hair so short? A. So it won?t get tangled in his turban. ?Everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. McCain was born on a military base in Panama. Hillary was born outside Chicago, and if you believe the media, Barack Obama was born in a manger.? ?Jay Leno (more...)


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