Jokes bumper sticker

November 21st, 2008

Jokes bumper sticker

I dont approve of political jokes... Ive seen too many of them get elected Bumper S
I dont approve of political jokes... Ive seen too many of them get elected Bumper S 'I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected' Bumper Sticker. Width: 9.25 inches, Height: 1.75 inches. Stickers are printed on high quality Starliner Premier Polypro water proof paper and adhere with adhesive to your car, truck, van, motorhome, motorcycle, notebook, cubicle, or office.

: 
Company: BumperArt.com 
List Price: 
Amazon Price: $2.95
(more...)

WINDOW golf BALL crack DECAL Sticker JOKE gag prank NEW
WINDOW golf BALL crack DECAL Sticker JOKE gag prank NEW Crack up your friends and neighbors with this hilarious window decal. It looks like a golf ball has smashed halfway through the window. People will stop, stare and SMILE. Measures approximately 6.5" diameter Works by static cling on most smooth surfaces Fast and easy to apply Simply peel from backing, wet your surface and place in position. Press out any air bubbles with a credit card Works great on car and truck windows, glass doors, mirrors, computer monitors and plate glass. A great gag, at a great price !

:  Crack up your friends and neighbors with this hilarious window decal., It looks like a golf ball has smashed halfway through the window., Works by static cling on most smooth surfaces, Fast and easy to apply, Measures approximately 6.5" diameter
Company: Schylling 
List Price: 
Amazon Price: $6.99
(more...)

There're 2 problems with lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny, nobody else thinks they're jokes - funny bumper stickers (Large)
There're 2 problems with lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny, nobody else thinks they're jokes - funny bumper stickers (Large) Size: Large 14 x 4 inches.

:  We carry 650 + different bumper stickers!, Each available in 2 sizes., Digitally printed on 4-mil waterproof polypropylene., Recycles as a plastic for conscientious consumers., 30-day Satisfaction Guarantee.
Company: BumperSnickerz.com 
List Price: 
Amazon Price: $4.95
(more...)

The Ultimate Bumper Sticker Book: 96 Stickers for Lockers, Notebooks, & More!
The Ultimate Bumper Sticker Book: 96 Stickers for Lockers, Notebooks, & More!
Kids love witty, playful, and smart-mouthed put-downs as much as adults do—so following on the heels of our very successful Watch Out For the Idiot Behind Me! comes a screamingly funny new collection of 96 bumper stickers for the younger generation. It gets at the heart of everything that aggravates teens and tweens, from parents and teachers to cheerleaders and jocks.
All they have to do is put these hilarious bumper stickers on their books, lockers, bedroom doors, anywhere there’s a surface to decorate. With plenty of memorably nasty (and side-splitting!) sayings to choose from, they’re sure to find just the right sticker to express both their exasperation and their sense of humor. It’s the perfect way to talk back! (And if a teen’s mood changes, as it’s apt to do, these are all removeable.)


Paperback:  96 pages
Company: Cider Mill Press  (2008-10-07)
ISBN: 1604330163
List Price: $14.95
Amazon Price: $7.57
Used Price: $7.57
(more...)

A story that had to be told - Independent
John Breen says of his perfect brainstorm "The first image I had of the play was a woman in labour coming out of a ruck!" He dabs it into your mind as an entirely logical connection, this mess of mud and amniotic fluid. And you sit there thinking ... (more...)

Some St. Tammany schools banned talk of Obama's election; many parents ... - New Orleans Times-Picayune
Crowded into the multipurpose room at Mandeville Elementary School on the morning of Nov. 5, the student body of more than 500 boys and girls joined American citizens and people throughout the world in celebrating the election of Barack Obama, who ... (more...)

Political Insider - Atlanta Journal Constitution
Get the latest news, opinions and blogs on politics and the election from across the state on the Georgia Politics page. A six-minute video is quickly making the rounds this morning, featuring Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska giving a Thanksgiving pardon ... (more...)

Palin 'Hacker' Trial Pushed Back to May - Wired
The trial of 20-year-old college student David Kernell has been pushed back from December 16 to next May 19 to allow the prosecution and defense more time to examine forensic evidence. David Kernell is accused of obtaining unauthorized access to ... (more...)

Working: Passion over election can be a distraction - Houston Chronicle
Whenhe was in private industry, Lewis Benavides was careful not to discuss sex, religion or politics at work. ?You want to stay away from all three,? he said, referring to the taboo, mostly unspoken, that governs many workplaces. But this year it ... (more...)

Bumper Stickers - Funny Bumper Stickers
Funny clean bumper stickers rated by users on many topics. ... Come back daily to enjoy our 'Clean Joke of the Day'. Enjoy our collection of funny clean jokes in hundreds of ... (more...)

Jokes Bumper Stickers
Shop the best premium quality Jokes Bumper Stickers, Mousepads, Aprons and more! Orders ship in 24 hours! Browse the best brands or create your own products online at Zazzle.com. (more...)

Funny Bumper Stickers
Funny bumper stickers and one-liners! ... Mailing List: Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for FREE daily JOKES by E-MAIL! (more...)

Aha! Jokes > Funny Bumper Stickers > Bumper stickers 01
Mailing List: Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for FREE daily JOKES by E-MAIL! (more...)

Bumper Stickers 211-225 | Funny and Jokes
All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body. Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it. Oh sure. But what's the speed of dark? What's (more...)

Resolved Question: How realistic is it to think that Mexico could overrun the United States?
If you think about it, they have "soldiers" positioned in every state now. What are looked at as simpletons are actually accustomed to using knives and guns to survive. How could they not overrun this berg? I'm sure there's a plan in place, but is it too far fetched to think that "remember the Alamo" could become a joke bumper sticker in the future? the soldiers in question are -already here-. They don't like us either, even though they for some reason have chosen to befriend us in this hypothetical situation. we can't bomb them because we would be bombing ourselves. (more...)

Resolved Question: What can I do about a hostile work environment?
I am not interested in suing or anything, but I would like some advice on how best to handle a situation in which my boss continually makes disparaging comments about our new president-elect, an opinion that is in direct conflict with my own. At first it was just offhanded stuff that really wasn't a big deal and simply reflected his opinion, which he of course is entitled to have. I choose not to engage such conversation at work. One, because I don't feel that anything I say will change his mind or even just cause him to be more open minded toward the opinions of others. And two, because I find such talk completely inapropriate for the workplace. (We work in a professional office, managing people's investments and retirement funds.) But today I overheard my boss (within earshot of my desk and at a volume that could clearly be heard by me) gleefully laughing with a client by telephone about issues of race. He shared a story about a bumper sticker he saw that insinuated a connection between Barack Obama and Saddam Hussein (believe me, I'm fully aware of Barack's middle name, which he himself has acknowledged as being a bit 'funny'). Am I out of line in thinking that this sort of conversation is completely inappropriate for the workplace? A joke is a joke is a joke, and am trying not to be overly sensitive here... but I found the comment to be extremely offensive. Anyway, I would appreciate any and all advice. If you suggest that I address the matter in private with him or with my direct supervisor, please suggest some appropriate things to say so it doesn't sound like I'm totally blowing something out of proportion. I work in a very small office of only three other people, all of whom are in opposition to my political affiliation. I AM NOT ASKING FOR POLITICAL COMMENTARY, so please leave such opinions out of your remarks. If you don't want to give me a serious answer you can simply type a happy face and get the same number of points ;) Thank you for your time. ModelFlyerChick- Thank you for your answer. Just to clarify, this particular boss (I work for a married couple and this is the husband I am speaking of) has a terrible habit of not following up on client issues, and it is the unspoken policy between myself and the other lady that works there (who is considered my supervisor) that we HAVE to listen in on his conversations, regardless of whatever else we are working on... simply because he has been known to drop the ball so often. He is aware of that too, and often complements us on taking the lead and basically "cleaning up" his messes. I am greatly appreciative of all of the other folks' comments as well. I will try and maintain an even-tempered outlook. My difference in political opinions is known to my co-workers and it hasn't caused waves in the past. I do my job, I do it well, and (I thought) they respect me for it. I will ponder your thoughts with great consideration. My sincerest thanks to all of you... (more...)

Resolved Question: If the goddess Aphrodite made a bumper sticker what would it say?
I have a project and i have to make a bumper sticker and make up a joke that aphrodite would say and have....HELP... i cant think of anything (more...)

Resolved Question: My friend wants to be a bumper sticker creator!!?
She was watching the election and made up jokes: Q:What's the difference between Obama and Osama? A: BS Q: If McCain is the answer, then what is the question? A: Stupid! (more...)

Resolved Question: Thats not a funny joke!?
Im guessing as a cruel prank, my jeep cherokee was tagged with 2 stickers Obama/Biden and McCain/Pailn How can I remove BOTH without damaging my bumper? I would like both off....I'm not a fan of either candidate Sorry LongSexyLegs--It has 2 "G" poppa named a horse that when I was younger (more...)


Close
E-mail It